The Reality Show Lyrics by Toni Ammer We're watching TV!!! The reality!!! Mother, brother and me. We like the new shows, it's better than when she blows. You don't need to peep anymore. And there is this new reality show. We're watching: "Deutschland sucht den Selbstmordstar" Everything is possible and everything was seen. You never watch Starmania? Where have you been? There're Police or Pop Stars or living in a box. This is not porn!!! Porn is late at VOX. And now there is a new thing in this new reality show. Suicide in TV!!! The reality!!! You don't need to peep anymore. I like it if they die and no one cries. 'Cause I like to watch the reality. And this is the best reality show!!!